friday caption contest


Give us the best caption or story and you'll win $25

Happy Friday! You made it through the week! The holidays are almost here, and Vivint would like to give you a little extra spending cash for whatever it might be.  Leave your best caption, explanation or story for the above picture in the comments below, and you could win one of four $25 giftcards to Chili’s, Macaroni Grill, Bath and Body Works, or Home Depot.

Be sure to leave your correct email address so that we can contact you if you win! Caption submissions end 11:59 PM MST Sunday, Nov 20th. We’ll contact the winners via email on Monday, Nov 21st.

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  • Wes

    Keeping you save from the world and the world safe from you.

    • Wes

      safe* :( typo

  • Donna Smith

    In or out, better hope you ain’t gotta pee!!!!!

  • Ernie Reyes

    It would be faster for me just to unscrew the screws and take it off. Cause I always have to start backwards on mazes. So I’d be lost.

  • Angel

    The Maze to happiness

  • Joan Helms

    I’m amazed!

  • Candace Ayers

    How bad do you need to go to the bathroom?!

  • Luis Benvenutti

    The best child-proof lock, and it only takes 1 minute for an adult to unlock this…WoW!!!!!

  • Mona

    One way to keep the teenagers from sneeking out quickly! You should see the windows.

  • Janice Sealey

    Or……… you could have just called Vivint !

  • susie morales

    Let’s see u maze your way!

  • Bromwyn Smith

    You can upgrade to “Mouse Trap” for a few dollars more.

  • Matt

    After the last three break-ins, Escher decided to protect his house as he knew best.

  • Nancy

    It’s a-maze-ing the length some people will go to to feel safe when all they have to do is call Vivint!

  • chris orellana

    david bowie is at the center

  • Victoria

    Home security shouldn’t have to be this complicated…

  • Tammy Bailey

    I see this as a fun lock, however if you have an emergency and need to escape this would not be a great idea (fire etc). And if you open the door partially up for a visitor and the chain is still there, if they want to get it, they can just rip the chain out of the wall. But whoever created this has a great imagination and I am glad a bolt lock is attached as well!

  • Kat

    This is the perfect lock for an angry spouse: “I’m sorry honey, I’m trying to let you back in but I just can’t seem to figure out the maze” :)

  • Nathan

    Never Leave the House Drunk Again!

  • Beth

    “You’d be amazed at how often my mother in law gets locked out of the house”

  • Mary H

    All this and they broke the chain…better call Vivint!

  • Jennifer Berube

    The answer to the universe is behind this door. No peeking!

  • Annie Oakley

    “Yes dear. I have come up with another diet idea for you!”

  • Kristy Wallace

    Reason # 27 why a paranoid schizophrenic and an OCD patient shouldn’t procreate.

  • Liz Fox

    how to make sure you don’t go looking for trouble when your drunk

  • Alex

    One way of keeping my brain age young – installing this on the toilet door, ensuring my problem-solving faculties stay absolutely top of the range.

  • Pam Jacobs

    And now for the ( you’ll never get out of here lock) sure hope that door doesn’t go to the bathroom.

  • Tami Isaacks

    Mother in law’s key to our home.

  • Tara Lamoreaux

    So we are safe unless a child unlocks it! Just like those perscription bottles!

  • Annie Oakley

    Hopefully by the time I get the door open, the solicitors will go away!

  • Tina Aull

    This is not as A MAZE ING as Vivint security!

  • Jarom Poulsen

    If you are worried about security that much just maybe you need a Vivint security system because it tells you through your smartphone when a door has been opened and what time it was opened!!!

  • Matthew Jones

    John’s roommates finely figured out a way to keep him from streaking when drunk.

  • Bev Busse

    Forget it. Break a window.

  • Sandra Wellborn

    25 Seconds from start to solve or this WILL EXPLODE!

  • DJ

    I thought Beer Goggles was tough!

  • Juliet

    Let a few Minotaurs in, and there goes the neighborhood.

  • Michelle

    Like all of the other security companies out there…….made it harder then it needs to be and takes you nowhere!! (I know you had to trace the path!!!)

  • Bill Eastburn

    This is great when you have nothing to read in the bathroom.

  • Ranley

    the fly gets paranoid.

  • Kathy

    Amazeing Grace

  • Sam M.

    Want to keep teenage boys away from your teenage daughter? Just install this a-MAZE-ing new lock system!

  • DarlaS

    Secure from all intruders, even PacMan Masters!

  • Gerald Myers


  • Alicia Bennett

    If you get through the maze you get a piece of cheese!

  • Adrien Sala

    The Efficiency Lock: brought to you by the makers of US Energy Policy

  • erica

    A door lock to keep a blonde entertained for decades.

  • Heather

    What an a Mazing Idea!

  • Tiffany M

    Employer installs new lock to interview door, says, “I only want to speak with motivated problem solvers.”

  • Carrol McCain

    Install on the outside of your door. If the bad guys can figure out how to work it they can have whatever they want. I personally don’t think any of them are smart enough to figure it out.

  • brian morris

    I’m no happy with my system I think i t suckkkkkksssss!

  • Katherine

    What it takes to keep my Louboutin’s safe ;) ) ;) )

  • carlene

    “ma’am, your pizza is getting cold”…..”I’m almost there – just a minute, I’ve almost got it! Wait! Don’t Leave!”

  • dan peirce

    Intruders welcome.

  • Vicki Young

    “I thought it was Friday not Monday?!!”

  • carolyn plemons

    a-maze-ing grace – time on my hands!

  • DeWayne Cummings

    Get the ultimate in door lock protection. Get “The Maze”.

  • Ronald Kobrya

    there’s a simpler more secure way to protect your home…

  • Pat

    Lock designed by committee

  • Jason Soucie

    I never leave the house,its just to hard.

  • Candie Knotts

    Hold on, just a moment!

  • Michael Stults

    It’s a jungle out there…

  • Jack

    A Vivint system makes this lock look like a child’s toy.

  • Jeff

    Drunk door opening preventer?

  • Jose

    Super genius lives here imagine what his toilet might look like

  • Tani Sherwood

    Have fun playing Vivant’s latest app for your home. Every door has a different maze. You never be bored getting in or out of your house again! 10 mazes come with you free app for tons of fun. Upgrade for only .99 now and you’ll receive even more mazes plus the mazes on your doors will change daily so your fun of opening a door will. Ever end! Tell your friends. Don’t forget to rate us!

  • Lisa Seaman

    Can’t seem to get to work on time? Call Vivint at 877-873-9883.

  • Sally Smallwood

    With a lock like this one … You would have to have more security clearance than Fort Knox, just to figure it out. You could get in faster with an actual alarm system!

  • Cassandra

    “If you can’t get out then, theoretically, no one can get in…right?”

  • Jeff

    A-MAZE-ING security!

  • Kristen

    This is only a test!


    Freedom doesn’t come easy!

  • Steven Arthur

    The lagging world economy prompts Pac Man inventor, Toru Iwatani’s attempt at a career change into the home security market.

  • Daniel Scott

    “David Bowie never could let go of his Labyrinth Days…”

  • Mike Zarbock

    The pacman champion always needs to keep up on his skills

  • Charles Gibardi

    Sad part is I did follow a route to unlock the chain.

    But, The chain is so long that the door will open wider than designed thus letting people in.

    No safety here.

  • bob young

    Who’s there? Oh, OK, let me open the door. (5 minutes later) Just a sec.

  • Tammie Elliott

    Harold hoped by the time his sixteen year old daughter got the door unlocked, that the boys would have given up and left.

  • Toni

    You cant get there from here

  • darryl lynch

    To walk safely through the maze of human life, one needs the light of wisdom and the guidance of virtue.

  • Susan macinnes

    To the resident teenagers… Let’s see if you can sneak out without waking me up now…

  • Pamela

    On the second day of the new employee orientation, Dr. E. M. Pathy shows them the rat studies lab.

  • T

    Yep, technology came in and the Kid’s Menu was changed forever. If it isn’t the most realistic maze game out there and related to criminality or violence, kids these days just aren’t interested. (Get your chicken nuggets now, kiddos! muwahaha)

  • Ed P

    I never noticed just how beautiful a young woman my 16 year old had grown into… !!!!! Let me think… baseball bat,…no… shotgun, no….armed security guard, no….

  • Jan Fee

    Finally!! A combination lock for a blind person.

  • Suely C. Campos

    Be happy. Open your door only to friends

  • Gabrielle Smith

    Hurry and unlock the door, I have to use the bathroom!

  • Valerie Thomas

    If all roads lead to Rome. How come I’m on the wrong side of this door.

  • Rishawna

    “At Vivint, we work on the reward system”

    • Rishawna

      “At Vivint we work based on the rewards system”

  • Holly Wrigley

    May the force be with you!

  • Rhonda

    An introvert lives here.

  • Gabriel

    Welcome to my house! The Minotaur.

  • Dave

    My girlfriend thought about getting a PFA against me, but then she realized I had no patience.

  • Maria Gilbert

    “The Ultimate Ex lockout”

  • Genevieve Brauns

    At Vivint, we’re all about uncomplicated safety, NO mazes !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Robin

    Where’s a mouse when you need one?

  • Robin

    Time to unlock this door? 18 minutes. Time for an intruder to bust through it? 18 seconds.

  • Elsie Johnson

    House Maze!


    Are all those locks neccesary? Could of saved time with VIVINT.

  • Judy Farrar

    Decisions Decisions

  • David

    The past is past, to day is to day, tomorrow is tomorrow , so , forget the past and be happy.

  • KATE

    The best way to keep your enemies out. Just tell them you don’t know how to open the door.

  • jason

    i wish i had more security?

  • Juliana

    Stupid criminals need not apply.

  • neely watson

    By the time you get the door open, the salesmen have usually already gone next door.

  • Mike

    “just a second!”

  • Zac Bogart

    If you can open this door, congratulations! You are not the front runner for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination!

  • Linda Kauffman

    Open to find life’s answers…

  • Isabel

    no one can leave until you find your way.

  • Josh Kidd

    Surprisingly, this house just has a normal hedge garden.

  • Dannielle

    Apples idea for a chastity belt. The ‘iPutoutfornobody’.

    • Dannielle

      Oops…..should read:
      Apples idea for a chastity belt. The, ‘iPutoutfornobody’.

  • Dannielle

    The best way to keep your loved one on a diet.

  • Abraham

    Breaking news, Lab mice have finally outsmarted scientists. Negotiations are being made to free 5 remaining employees from the facility. Mice are requesting that not only should that they no longer have to run through a maze for food, but also that Mickey Mouse no longer be their ambassador.

  • Hernando Tellez

    Just a New York minute.

  • anita

    It’s all good when you don’t have to pee.

    Actually, it’s a pretty easy maze. If you really have to pee, it might not seem so easy, but it won’t zap or spray you if you get it wrong the first time. Try it. Don’t pee on yourself. Good job. I knew you could do it. Now you can pee.

  • anita

    It’s all good when you don’t have to pee.

    Actually, it’s a pretty easy maze. If you really have to pee, it might not seem so easy, but it won’t zap or spray you if you get it wrong the first time. Try it. Don’t pee on yourself. Good job. I knew you could do it.

  • Rich

    The door of the Lab Mouse’s Appartment

  • David True

    My God, couldn’t you have picked an easier house to rob!

  • Linda Iskow

    To my child (the escape artist):
    Try getting out now!

  • Tim Goodwin

    Is there an App for that?

  • bryson hunt

    it takes time makeing your home the safest it can be.

  • Carol Lemke

    Happy Birthday Vi
    vant, your gift is behind this door…

  • Judy

    Locked in life forever only Jesus knows the combination.

  • Tim Duplisea

    The first security lock made specifically for research mice.

  • Linda Bach

    ….And you thought the new security system from Vivint would be to difficult to program

  • Kelly Lough

    When you choose Vivint ….. there is no weak link in your home security.
    Vivint…..Effortless Peace of MInd.

  • Kelly Lough

    When you choose Vivint ….. there is no weak link in your home security.
    Vivint…..Effortless Peace of MInd.

  • Chris C.

    Price of matching ugly holiday sweaters mother in law bought you for Xmas – $29
    Price of plane ticket for the in-laws holiday visit – $600
    Price of new lock on door – $2000
    Look on in-laws face when they realize they will never get through your door – priceless

  • Avi

    Happy Sweet Sixteen Baby! You’re such a beautiful young woman. We love you very much.

    P.S. This year Daddy picked out your birthday gift!

  • frances gloria

    Safety feature : THINK! Are you SURE you want to open the door?

  • Raquel

    A-maaaze-ing gift for Game Junkies!! Beat the clock… Keep out or Get out in record time !

  • Amy

    Upgrade to the pac-man version for free with one year subscription!

  • Bonnie Olsen

    It’s amazing how much gets done when nobody cares about the credit!!!

  • Chrissy Archer

    The guaranteed surefire way to be run up the stairs in a horror flick and be killed. Good thing we have Vivint instead!

  • donavin

    doorknob 20$
    deadbolt 30$
    a lock that works priceless

  • Linda

    You should have called Vivint, safer & easier!!

  • Kelly Lough

    Puzzled about your home security ?
    Give Vivint a call, they have all of your security needs covered.

  • Chris

    And if you touch the sides 30,000V.

  • Anne

    Security for anyone who suffered through one too many summer driving vacations as a child…

  • tom farmer

    dr suess finally got that job at the security company.

  • Linda Jones

    This is not really a safe, I just want people to think I’m rich

  • Jennifer Doss

    Fire? Fire? Fire!!! Where is the bypass on this thing!!

  • L.Palm

    “Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you”……. it’s just that easy!

  • Krista Butler

    “Can you solve this before the cops get here?”

  • Greg Riggs

    Just because something is more complicated, that does not mean it’s any more secure.

  • Madi

    And people wonder why I’m always late for work.

  • Brock Waters

    Being safe doesn’t have to be difficult… choose Vivint and make your security simple.

  • Justin Davenport

    When Life is a maze why should everything else be? Vivint- Life Simplified

  • Justin Davenport

    DeadBolt & Install- $85.00

    Art Lebedev Maze Lock- $50.00

    Pittbull & A Glock- $3500.00

    Peace of Mind through Vivint that Can Save you Jail Time?- $Priceless

  • Justin Davenport

    p.s. i know my captions are too late, i just wanted to put them up because they made me laugh haha. hope you guys pick a good one!!!!

  • Steven Athanas

    may the force be with you ….you’re gonna need it!

  • Charles Brown

    Equipment does not work as promised, Billing is not as requested numerous calls and e-mails have failed to provide corrections. disatisfied ex customer.

    • Customer Care

      Charles, We don’t like hearing that you are having problems with your system! Can you explain a little more about what types of problems you are having and we would be happy to further assist you. Thanks,